Loprilcim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, kind narwhal.

Loprilcim created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Loprilcim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Loprilcim, she will turn you into a tree.

Loprilcim's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Loprilcim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Hide if three squirrels approach from the east.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.