Vedjarnpig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic hedgehog.

Vedjarnpig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedjarnpig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vedjarnpig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Vedjarnpig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Vedjarnpig's Holy Commandments

1. Vedjarnpig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.