Bigquatsaddobfot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient capybara.

Bigquatsaddobfot created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigquatsaddobfot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bigquatsaddobfot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bigquatsaddobfot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bigquatsaddobfot's Holy Commandments

1. Bigquatsaddobfot loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.