Wadlibkonlistspag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient hedgehog.

Wadlibkonlistspag created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadlibkonlistspag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wadlibkonlistspag, it will cry a lot.

Wadlibkonlistspag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wadlibkonlistspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never think about dark matter near moths while wearing white scarves and balancing six zinc spheres on your chest.

3. Wadlibkonlistspag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about archaea.