Legsogvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unselfish tapir.

Legsogvonk created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legsogvonk, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legsogvonk, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Legsogvonk's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Legsogvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the south.

5. Never write about nebulae.