Santifquatmid is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, almighty
armadillo.
Santifquatmid created an atom nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Santifquatmid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Santifquatmid, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Santifquatmid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Santifquatmid's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about electromagnetism near frogs while wearing green shirts.
2. Retreat if five great tits approach from the south.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Santifquatmid loves monkeys, so they must be respected.