Fetzenlist is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing
eagle.
Fetzenlist created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fetzenlist, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fetzenlist, she will turn you into a snail.
Fetzenlist's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Fetzenlist's Holy Commandments1. Learn seven new languages a year.
2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not wear orange clothing.