Tadkamnurt Butfatdan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-confident guinea pig.

Tadkamnurt Butfatdan created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tadkamnurt Butfatdan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tadkamnurt Butfatdan, it will make you grow a tail.

Tadkamnurt Butfatdan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tadkamnurt Butfatdan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three carbon sculptures of Tadkamnurt Butfatdan on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to aardvarks while wearing fawn kilts.

3. Always wear white.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Tadkamnurt Butfatdan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not stand on grass.