Gunmatwee is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody
naga.
Gunmatwee created viruses two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gunmatwee, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gunmatwee, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Gunmatwee's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Gunmatwee's Holy Commandments1. Never jump in the presence of squirrels.
2. Do not speak about figs.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never paint your arms cyan.
5. Always pray immersed in water.