Habloophub is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless lion.

Habloophub created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Habloophub, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Habloophub, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Habloophub's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Habloophub's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.