Ratzoddin is a god.
He takes the form of a large, cheerful
fairy.
Ratzoddin created the cosmos six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ratzoddin, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Ratzoddin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Ratzoddin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Ratzoddin's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Ratzoddin's priests.
2. Always wear red.
3. Never laugh in the presence of bats.
4. Hide if five dogs approach from the east.
5. Do not drink alcohol.