Ratzoddin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, cheerful fairy.

Ratzoddin created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratzoddin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ratzoddin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ratzoddin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ratzoddin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ratzoddin's priests.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never laugh in the presence of bats.

4. Hide if five dogs approach from the east.

5. Do not drink alcohol.