Yikliphot is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent crab.

Yikliphot created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikliphot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yikliphot, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yikliphot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yikliphot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Do not take Yikliphot's name in vain.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Yikliphot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never skip in the presence of turtles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.