Zagtenbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring mongoose.

Zagtenbaf created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagtenbaf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zagtenbaf, it will destroy your home planet.

Zagtenbaf's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Zagtenbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands fawn.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagtenbaf.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Zagtenbaf in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear scarves.