Danfebvil Gunbifbog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident dove.

Danfebvil Gunbifbog created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danfebvil Gunbifbog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Danfebvil Gunbifbog, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Danfebvil Gunbifbog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Danfebvil Gunbifbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.