Largfungof is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome dog.

Largfungof created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largfungof, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Largfungof, he will cry a lot.

Largfungof's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Largfungof's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Largfungof in the centre of the settlement.

3. Largfungof loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed melons to birds while wearing dresses.