Larnfumvog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, effective wolf.

Larnfumvog created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Larnfumvog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larnfumvog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Larnfumvog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Larnfumvog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Larnfumvog on top of all buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Larnfumvog loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Run away if six snails approach from the south.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.