Tinrilrull is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous mouse.

Tinrilrull created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinrilrull, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tinrilrull, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tinrilrull's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tinrilrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not eat aubergines.