Wonbassdut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured yak.

Wonbassdut created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbassdut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wonbassdut, he will send you a sign.

Wonbassdut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wonbassdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Do not chop down trees.