Kengedgid Zanquagmis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awesome jellyfish.

Kengedgid Zanquagmis created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kengedgid Zanquagmis, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kengedgid Zanquagmis, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kengedgid Zanquagmis' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kengedgid Zanquagmis' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Kengedgid Zanquagmis on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the west.

5. Do not eat parsnips.