Mutgenzen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fast narwhal.

Mutgenzen created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutgenzen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mutgenzen, it will turn you into a dog.

Mutgenzen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mutgenzen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Mutgenzen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing orange ear rings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your feet.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mutgenzen.