Begcincap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain toad.

Begcincap created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begcincap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Begcincap, he will turn you into a rock.

Begcincap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Begcincap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Begcincap.