Narpagzogflow is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying armadillo.

Narpagzogflow created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Narpagzogflow, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Narpagzogflow, it will be mildly annoyed.

Narpagzogflow's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Narpagzogflow's Holy Commandments

1. Narpagzogflow loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Never leap near shrews.

3. You must pray to Narpagzogflow three times a day.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about asteroids.