Gadlistquat Habbadsad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-confident beaver.

Gadlistquat Habbadsad created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gadlistquat Habbadsad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gadlistquat Habbadsad, he will turn you into a tree.

Gadlistquat Habbadsad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gadlistquat Habbadsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to ants while wearing jumpers.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never talk about optics near foxes while wearing magenta skirts.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about nebulae.