Mabcudtalbif is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful wolf.

Mabcudtalbif created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mabcudtalbif, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mabcudtalbif, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mabcudtalbif's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Mabcudtalbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabcudtalbif.