Linjambug is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, self-assured
fish.
Linjambug created oxygen five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Linjambug, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Linjambug, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Linjambug's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Linjambug's Holy Commandments1. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Linjambug on top of important buildings.
2. Swans are not to be trusted.
3. Do not keep seven snails in a large pit.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Linjambug.
5. Never talk about fire.