Flabcadwig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, loving crane.

Flabcadwig created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabcadwig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flabcadwig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flabcadwig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Flabcadwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Pray towards the east.