Homfarnan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty warg.

Homfarnan created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homfarnan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Homfarnan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Homfarnan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Homfarnan's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Respect your elders.