Banbifrot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, cheerful mink.

Banbifrot created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Banbifrot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Banbifrot, he will laugh at you.

Banbifrot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Banbifrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Banbifrot.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.