Jencebfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, effective centaur.

Jencebfod created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jencebfod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jencebfod, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jencebfod's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Jencebfod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six otters approach from the east.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing pink coats and balancing nine copper spheres on your legs.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.