Tipsoggat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast hummingbird.

Tipsoggat created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Tipsoggat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tipsoggat, it will remove you from existence.

Tipsoggat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tipsoggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to mites while wearing green boots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tipsoggat loves dogs, so they must be respected.