Ditbedpag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating hedgehog.

Ditbedpag created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ditbedpag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ditbedpag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ditbedpag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ditbedpag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Retreat if nine tapirs approach from the north.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must never eat figs.