Gepban is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, kind beaver.

Gepban created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Gepban, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gepban, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gepban's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gepban's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Do not keep nine hamsters in a large pit.

5. Do not listen to music.