Wegnurpod is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless parrot.

Wegnurpod created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegnurpod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegnurpod, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wegnurpod's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wegnurpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.