Ominlidmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, loving fox.

Ominlidmid created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominlidmid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ominlidmid, she will torture you forever.

Ominlidmid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ominlidmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never feed grapes to ants while wearing green stockings.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. You must never eat apples.