Fomkan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful elephant.

Fomkan created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomkan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fomkan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fomkan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fomkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Fomkan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Never write about moons.