Sincetken is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, boastful
pigeon.
Sincetken created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sincetken, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sincetken, it will turn you into a tree.
Sincetken's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Sincetken's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Feed all hungry manatees.
3. Never talk about optics.
4. You must pray to Sincetken seven times a day.
5. Do not shave your chest.