Bastdidarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable cobra.

Bastdidarp created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Bastdidarp, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bastdidarp, he will torture you forever.

Bastdidarp's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bastdidarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never feed lots of carrots to badgers while wearing red kilts.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.