Fligveenwab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, vain rhinoceros.

Fligveenwab created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligveenwab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fligveenwab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fligveenwab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fligveenwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never think about cell theory.