Stikwanmatkapdidjad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring aardvark.

Stikwanmatkapdidjad created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stikwanmatkapdidjad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stikwanmatkapdidjad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Stikwanmatkapdidjad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Stikwanmatkapdidjad's Holy Commandments

1. Stikwanmatkapdidjad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never skip near turtles.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.