Milcimomt is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, idiotic camel.

Milcimomt created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milcimomt, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Milcimomt, she will try to impress you with trees.

Milcimomt's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Milcimomt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Milcimomt on top of all buildings.

2. Never paint your hands white.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not stand on grass.