Fobbuslab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful mouse.

Fobbuslab created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbuslab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobbuslab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fobbuslab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fobbuslab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fobbuslab loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.