Nadbedhat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic owl.

Nadbedhat created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nadbedhat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nadbedhat, it will turn you into a plant.

Nadbedhat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nadbedhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if three otters approach from the south.

4. Never wear indigo shirts.

5. Never feed tomatoes to sharks while wearing gray tights.