Kipingrut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless fairy.

Kipingrut created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Kipingrut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kipingrut, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kipingrut's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Kipingrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Kipingrut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not sing in public.