Rotbasstal is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud meerkat.

Rotbasstal created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotbasstal, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rotbasstal, she will ignore you.

Rotbasstal's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rotbasstal's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rotbasstal's priests.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Retreat if four squirrels approach from the west.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from yellow frogs for they are unholy.