Flapsagstanortmotkimquagfum is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous butterfly.

Flapsagstanortmotkimquagfum created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapsagstanortmotkimquagfum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flapsagstanortmotkimquagfum, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flapsagstanortmotkimquagfum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flapsagstanortmotkimquagfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Never feed limes to pigs while wearing black rings.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.