Yokwodlig Abbarnjam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent whale.

Yokwodlig Abbarnjam created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokwodlig Abbarnjam, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yokwodlig Abbarnjam, he will turn you into a frog.

Yokwodlig Abbarnjam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yokwodlig Abbarnjam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yokwodlig Abbarnjam on top of all buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about moons.