Fargenpog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, kind swallow.

Fargenpog created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fargenpog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fargenpog, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fargenpog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fargenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must pray to Fargenpog five times a day.

5. Never look in ponds.