Xucfudxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, slow jellyfish.

Xucfudxuck created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Xucfudxuck, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Xucfudxuck, it will be very sad.

Xucfudxuck's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Xucfudxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xucfudxuck.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing cyan rings and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.