Yarpquimsag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonourable crow.

Yarpquimsag created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpquimsag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yarpquimsag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yarpquimsag's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Yarpquimsag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.