Hugdan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful squirrel.

Hugdan created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugdan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugdan, she will torture you forever.

Hugdan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hugdan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hugdan.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away from violet gulls, for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.